It's almost like going to a concert

If there are two things in life that should be free and on the big screen, it's porn and karaoke. Hula Hula on Queen Anne has both — combined! Now, technically, this one is only free if you're drinking at home (or rubbing up on someone with money) but those are just details. There's free parking at night, no cover, and it isn't so crowded you'll be worried about your air supply. Oh — and did you hear about the porn? And if singing isn't exactly your thing, then just sit back and watch the karaoke superstars because, yes, this is the type of place where you will embarrass yourself on stage.

So when your ca$h is low, just remember — making fun of people is free, hitting on people is free, hooking up with someone in the bathroom is free, getting rejected is free, stealing half-drank drinks and combining them to make questionable, new drinks is free, seeing Carly's boobs is free, and being the only fool on the dance floor is always free. If you happen to feel a little spendy, there's a bowl of liquor, deemed The Volcano, with a flaming shot of 151 in a ceramic volcano in the middle of the bowl for $22. Two people can share one and be pretty taken care of for the night. But, that's only if it's payday and you've donated plasma already (a future blog).

Welcome to our blog. We're gonna tear Seattle up and tell you about all the free/cheap stuff you can do, make you jealous with all the free/cheap stuff we do, and just generally lament about life. Salud!

-CKJ